Jon Lajoie

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Jon Lajoie - Everyday Normal Motherfucker 2
(ja er is een eerste, ook de moeite om es op te zoeken!)




I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
I told you in the first song, I'll tell you in another
I don't have a girlfriend, my hand 's my only lover
One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper
And Michael Keaton was my favourite Batman

I was walking down the street just the other day
I saw these two fine bitches, they were walking my way
"Yo, what you girls doin' tonight?" is what I wanted to say
But suddenly I panicked, my voice started to shake
So I put my head down and I just walked away
I had a bus to catch anyway, it worked out great

Got on the bus, put my headphones on and pressed play
Sheryl Crow, James Blunt and motherfucking Ace of Base
Yo, what can I say, it's just a day in my life
I'm up early in the morning, in bed early at night
To be productive at work I gotta be well-rested
Yeah motherfucker you heard what I just said

I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
I don't like margarine, I much prefer the taste of butter
My favourite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters
I have a hard time opening my eyes under water
And I'm not a huge Nicholas Cage fan

I grew up in a lower-middle class family
Me and my brothers and sisters played hide-and-seek
I have good memories from my childhood bitch
My favourite toy was my fucking firetruck bitch
I used to play with that motherfucker all day long
Until I learned about sex from the Sears catalog
And then I played with my motherfucker all day long
About 10 times a day man, all year long

Though I'm not afraid to say that I'm a sensitive guy
sticks and stones break my bones but it's the words that make me cry
Like that time in grade 3 when a girl called me stupidface
She really hurt me
Why'd she call me stupidface?
Is my face stupid?
How's that even possible?
A person can be stupid, but a face, that's impossible

Shit happens all the time and you learn how to deal with it.
Regular everyday, normal fucking bullshit

I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
When I get into a fight, I usually leave on a stretcher
When I got nothing to say, I usually talk about the weather
I liked the first "back to future" but the second one was better
I like red peppers better than the green ones

Saving up my money to go buy a new dishwasher
Mine broke about six months ago
Motherfucker

Go charlie, it's your birthday
Go party like it's your birthday
i wasnt invited but it's okay
I'll just stay at home and play some videogames